Chinglish

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'm not sure if stool refers to seats or crap.

Yes, prohibit them!

I scratched my head reading this.

I tried to find and vieww the beauty, but nobody was there.

We all hope he's doing well.

I plead to slow down.

I did neither noising nor brownnosing

I am not quite sure what to do here

Shut the f....

 

Waiter, can I have the "froed s,pled , eat...", aehm, number 8 please. Ah no I think I'll rather go with the pord. And can I use my beancard to pay ?